英文小笑話

Voice over Telephone: Hello, is this the pawnbroker's?
Pawnbroker: Yes,sir.
Voice throuth Telephone: What tie is it ,please?
Pawnbroker: I am not here to tell you the time.
Voice through Telephone: But,sir, it's you who have my watch.
電話傳來的聲音：喂，是當舖老闆嗎？
當舖老闆：是的，先生。
電話傳來的聲音：請問幾點了？
當舖老闆：我不是專門告訴你時間的。
電話傳來的聲音：可是，先生，是你拿了我的手錶。

英文笑話-師生篇

Teacher: What three words are used most by students?
Student : I don't know.
Teacher : That's it. Correct!
老師：學生最常用的三個字是什麼？
學生：不知道。
老師：就是這個，答對了！

英文笑話-夫妻篇

Husband : Before I married you, I never thought of saving.
Wife : And now?
Husband : Now I'm thinking what a lot I could have saved if I hadn't married you . 

先生：在我娶你以前，從沒想到存錢。
妻子：現在呢？
先生：現在我想，如果沒有娶你的話，我可以存好多錢。

英文笑話-夫妻篇

A:How are you?... and how is your wife?
B:Which wife?